A Mom Knows She’s A Sports Mom When…
By Paula Schmitt
As a mom there is life B.S. (before sports) and then there is life A.S. (after sports). To be quite honest, I have forgotten what it’s like to be a B.S. Mom as I’ve been a dedicated A.S. Mom for the past fourteen years. I know all too well what it’s like to be a SPORTS MOM.
A mom knows she’s a Sports Mom when…
She finds that her home and the surrounding yard of said home are decorated with every sports ball imaginable;
All of her clothing features the NIKE or REEBOK symbol;
She is off at a sports event 365 days of the year;
She’s on a first name basis with the staff at CHAMPS;
She understands and can explain to others the infield fly rule;
She considers the yearly school sports banquet a good night out;
She does all her holiday gift shopping at DICKS Sporting Goods Shop;
Her kids soccer coach asks her to tone it down a little (PLEASE);
She considers it a treat to have a “sit down meal” at Pizza Hut instead of the drive through at McDonalds;
She understands, can explain and demonstrate to others a reverse, behind the back lay-up;
She walks into her kids’ rooms and she is greeted by life-size posters of the entire L.A. Lakers basketball squad;
Her graduating senior refuses a full scholarship to Harvard because “Mom, their basketball team stinks”;
The high school basketball referees recognize her by voice alone;
She’s on a first name basis with the staff at the emergency room;
She thanks God for her Sports Mom status everyday.